Wife: I need a black dress.
Husband: You have a black dress.
Wife: I need a wide range of black dresses.
Husband: You have three black dresses.
Wife: Three is not a wide range; 20 is a wide range.
Husband: You are not buying 20 black dresses.
Wife: Okay, you win. I'll make do with 10. Actually, seven or eight should be plenty.
Husband: Right. I should think so too.
By the time he realised that he had okayed five new black dresses, she was halfway to Zara.
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Monday, August 02, 2010
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Tall? Check.
Cute? Check.
Good manners? Check.
Nice teeth? Check.
Ability to match tie and shirt? Check.
Soothing voice? Check.
Funny? Check.
Polished shoes? Check.
Ironed shirt and pants? Check.
Nice hairstyle? Check.
Smart? Check.
Everything's there. If only he's not married -_-'
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Cute? Check.
Good manners? Check.
Nice teeth? Check.
Ability to match tie and shirt? Check.
Soothing voice? Check.
Funny? Check.
Polished shoes? Check.
Ironed shirt and pants? Check.
Nice hairstyle? Check.
Smart? Check.
Everything's there. If only he's not married -_-'
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.
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